Run Run Away

Question:

Matthew!   Where were you last night?   You never turned up!   We were all SO looking forward to meeting you.

Next time get off your couch and come out. . OK, stupidity then, like I care.   But I NEED MORE STALKERS if I’m ever to become infamous.

It is not stalking moron. It is trolling. You are just getting what you give. Can not take it? What a coward. Going to cry to mommy next? BAAAAHHHHHAAAAWAAAAA I am just trying to stoop to your level. How I wish I could believe you.

it is hard to go that low. Are your sure she is not a bloke? Oh, I’m SURE.

Sure he is hey. Glad you will finally get to lose your virginity. Actually, I was hoping you’d give me some advice on that.   Where *exactly* do all my bits and bobs go?  Last time ‘Cameron’ peeked at my little chum she mumbled something about it being "too bloody big"

Try opening your pants instead of taking off your hat dickhead. The reading glasses that make a millimeter look like a decimeter are a nice touch though. and that she’d need to "give birth to a 12 lb baby before that would fit in."

Bald spots look like that. Try that baldness cream. and spoil my technique in some way, and if so, what would you suggest?   I could always scream "Oh my god, my balls have burst!" at an inopportune moment.  

It will not work till you get some.

Response:

Hey Matthew, we’re on line together! Fancy a chat? Roger

Response:

Haruspex offers: Actually, I was hoping you’d give me some advice on that.   Where *exactly* do all my bits and bobs go?  Last time ‘Cameron’ peeked at my little chum she mumbled something about it being "too bloody big" and that she’d need to "give birth to a 12 lb baby before that would fit in."  What does she mean? Oooh, and while we’re on the subject, my current femme is given to fainting with intense pleasure during her orgasm.   Is this normal?   Should I try and spoil my technique in some way, and if so, what would you suggest?   I could always scream "Oh my god, my balls have burst!" at an inopportune moment.   Would this reduce the quality of her orgasm to acceptable levels?

The bathroom humor is priceless.  Holy heretic, I must be mellowing. — Doug Freese "Caveat Lector"

Response:

Actually, I was hoping you’d give me some advice on that.   Where *exactly* do all my bits and bobs go?  Last time ‘Cameron’ peeked at my little chum she mumbled something about it being "too bloody big" and that she’d need to "give birth to a 12 lb baby before that would fit in."  What does she mean? Oooh, and while we’re on the subject, my current femme is given to fainting with intense pleasure during her orgasm.   Is this normal?   Should I try and spoil my technique in some way, and if so, what would you suggest?   I could always scream "Oh my god, my balls have burst!" at an inopportune moment.   Would this reduce the quality of her orgasm to acceptable levels?

You could put on a wobbot mask during the act. That should take care of the intense pleasure and orgasm problems, but you’d still have to do something about the fainting. Cheers, — Donovan Rebbechi http://pegasus.rutgers.edu/~elflord/

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Surf was trying to get me to "bite" in an exchange of insults?  Christ, I thought she was hitting on me.  I still can’t read women.

Response:

You appear to have ruffled Pete’s feathers on asc (Congrats!  I’ve been trying to do that for years!) though he seems to be convinced that you are me.   Frustrating, no?  

Why I am you. Pete is right.  I think they were a touch miffed that you didn’t ‘out’ me or provide a contact address/telephone number for Fraser.   Perhaps you should reconsider this policy?

And let you off the hook. How boring. You sweat so well.   Any chance you have some chums who’d like to join you on your crusade against evil?

Not evil. Stupidity. What do you do for a living?

Porn star.   way of humour than the constant repetition of " BAAAHAAAAAWAAAAAAA", so put your thinking cap on before you reach for your keyboard.

I am just trying to stoop to your level. to The Southsider around 10.   You’ll recognise our group ’cause one of the girls looks *exactly* like Cameron Diaz ‘cept a bit tubbier.   And no, you can’t have her, there is a queue, and I’m before you.

Are your sure she is not a bloke? Glad you will finally get to lose your virginity.

Response:

Matthew!   Where were you last night?   You never turned up!   We were all SO looking forward to meeting you. Not evil. Stupidity.

OK, stupidity then, like I care.   But I NEED MORE STALKERS if I’m ever to become infamous. I am just trying to stoop to your level.

How I wish I could believe you. Are your sure she is not a bloke?

Oh, I’m SURE. Glad you will finally get to lose your virginity.

Actually, I was hoping you’d give me some advice on that.   Where *exactly* do all my bits and bobs go?  Last time ‘Cameron’ peeked at my little chum she mumbled something about it being "too bloody big" and that she’d need to "give birth to a 12 lb baby before that would fit in."  What does she mean? Oooh, and while we’re on the subject, my current femme is given to fainting with intense pleasure during her orgasm.   Is this normal?   Should I try and spoil my technique in some way, and if so, what would you suggest?   I could always scream "Oh my god, my balls have burst!" at an inopportune moment.   Would this reduce the quality of her orgasm to acceptable levels? Roger.

Response:

Moi, une femme? Je suis flatt