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Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Been Using Your Computer
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LOL. Great post, Fred. It’s a keeper. Mike Tennent "IronPenguin" Ironman Canada ‘98 16:17:03
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I swear this actually occured: my cat climbs up on my desk, stepping upon the keyboard on his way up. He actually spells the words "sex" with his paw. I do not believe it was intentional. He was neutered many years ago.
Perhaps he was having personal image problems and couldn’t tell if he was a male or a female anymore, and was simply asking you a question! You may have ignored a mournful, needful meow for help! As long as we are trading funny cat/running stories, my old orange bastard Steven wizzed in my cross country spikes. Twice. The second time, I turned them over only to have a cascade of "territory marker" splash to the kitchen floor. I looked over at the cat and I swear he was smirking… -Andrew
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As long as we are trading funny cat/running stories, my old orange bastard Steven wizzed in my cross country spikes. Twice. The second time, I turned them over only to have a cascade of "territory marker" splash to the kitchen floor. I looked over at the cat and I swear he was smirking… -Andrew
My mom puts some of my running shoes outside and hopes the next door cat waters them. She says they would probably smell better;-(. D.J. "they can’t stink, they are just getting broken in" (IRONKID)
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10. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 8. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgoups like rec.drugs.catnip. 7. Your web browser has a new home page: <http://www.feline.com/. 6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it … and a strange aroma of salmon. 5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog." 4 Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it. 3. You keep finding new software around your house like Catro Pro and WarCat II. 2. On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser. 1. Little kitty carpal tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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LOL! Sent it to all my friends via e-mail. (both of them) Ken K. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – 10. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 8. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgoups like rec.drugs.catnip. 7. Your web browser has a new home page: <http://www.feline.com/. 6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it … and a strange aroma of salmon. 5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog." 4 Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it. 3. You keep finding new software around your house like Catro Pro and WarCat II. 2. On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser. 1. Little kitty carpal tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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My two cats teamed up and installed NewsWatcher on my Mac. I thought I’d use this thread to test how well they did. If anything’s screwed up, it’s the dog’s fault — Bev Brandt bevbrandt at mindspring dot com
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My two cats teamed up and installed NewsWatcher on my Mac. I thought I’d use this thread to test how well they did. If anything’s screwed up, it’s the dog’s fault
I swear this actually occured: my cat climbs up on my desk, stepping upon the keyboard on his way up. He actually spells the words "sex" with his paw. I do not believe it was intentional. He was neutered many years ago. Mike When good men are silent, evil will reign "In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer." The Thompson of web pages: http://www.teleport.com/~mthomps/Thompson.htm The Barefoot Lizard Page: http://www.barefootlizard.com