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I would like to know the best fat burner that really works, I have tried many kinds but none of them works, are they just waste of money and what is the best product for losing weight that works.

Lose Weight $1.00 Per Pound Did you hear about the guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tries the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, etc. And none worked. He was reading the paper one day when he noticed a small ad which read: Lose weight $1.00 a pound. And it simply listed a telephone number. Having little to lose the man called the number. A voice on the other end asked, ‘How much weight do you want to lose?’ to which the man responded, ‘Ten pounds.’ The voice replied, ‘Very well, put your check in the mail and we’ll have a representative over to your house in the morning.’ About 9:00 the next morning the man gets a knock on the door. Here stands a beautiful redheaded woman, completely naked except for a sign around her neck stating, ‘If you catch me you can screw me.’ Well the overweight fellow chased her upstairs, downstairs, over sofas, through the kitchen, all around the house. Finally he did catch her and when he was through enjoying himself she said, ‘Quick, go into the bathroom and weigh yourself!’ He did just that and was amazed to find that he had lost ten pounds, right to the ounce! That evening he called the number again. The voice on the other end asked, ‘How much weight do you want to lose?’ to which the somewhat less overweight man replied, ‘Twenty pounds.’ ‘Very well,’ the voice on the phone told him, ‘Put your check in the mail and we’ll have a representative over to your house in the morning.’ At about 8:00 the next morning the man receives a knock on the door. When he opens the door he sees a beautiful blond dressed only in track shoes and a sign around her neck stateing ‘If you catch me you can screw me.’ The chase took awhile longer this time but the man finally did catch her. When he was through she told him, ‘Quick, run into the bathroom and weigh yourself!’ He ran to the bathroom and found he had lost another 20 pounds! ‘This is fantastic!’ he thought to himself. Later that evening he called the number again and the voice at the other end asked, ‘How much weight do you want to lose?’ ‘Fifty pounds!’ the man exclaimed. ‘Fifty pounds?’ the voice asked. ‘That’s an awful lot of weight to lose at one time.’ The overweight man replied, ‘My check’s already in the mail. You just have your representative over here in the morning’, and he hung up the phone. About 6:00 the next morning the man gets out of bed and gets all fancied up, ready for the next representative. At about 7:00 am he gets a knock on the door. When he opens the door he sees this large gorilla with a sign around his neck stating, ‘If I catch you, I’m going to screw you.’ …If only it were this easy — Hundreds of pounds lost, thousands of inches off. Expand your mind, lessen your waistline at SlimCity. http://slimcity.com/directory.html Secure online ordering; 30 day results guarantee Home of the ShakeShack – Fast Food for Smart People Resister for our monthly Prize drawing – No Obligation http://slimcity.com/prizes.html

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Quoting danl999 from a message in alt.support.diet Most of ad snipped:     the best way to lose weight is by exercising.  I certainly don’t want This is untrue, you might want to read some abstracts on this subject. The best way to keep it off is exercise.  A way to improve fitness is to exercise. Exercise and a change in eating pattern is a good way to lose weight. Hope this helps, Lynne host of SAHMityville at Delphi.com 165 pounds lost the low-carb way

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I would like to know the best fat burner that really works, I have tried many kinds but none of them works, are they just waste of money and what is the best product for losing weight that works.

There are no fat burners. Diet you weak mother fucker, DIET!!!!!! — Robert Schuh "There Can Be Only One!" Miles, Trane, Hendrix and Jaco are Gods!! http://www.elitefitness.com/athlete/rschuh/rschuh.html

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I would like to know the best fat burner that really works, I have tried many kinds but none of them works, are they just waste of money and what is the best product for losing weight that works.

        aerobic exercise.

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I would like to know the best fat burner that really works, I have tried many kinds but none of them works, are they just waste of money and what is the best product for losing weight that works.

Sorry, I misunderstood your post. I thought that you meant which exercise machine burnt fat the best. If you are looking for a foodstuff which will up your metabolism, the best I can suggest is caffeine. The effects of this will at best be marginal, though. Anthony Potts CERN, Geneva

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I would like to know the best fat burner that really works, I have tried many kinds but none of them works, are they just waste of money and what is the best product for losing weight that works.

You aremost likely going to want something that raises your heart rate without being too uncomfortable to use. In my experience, treadmills and step machines do this the best. You are using large muscles, which are used to being used already, and this allows you to burn off more calories without getting worn out than things like rowing machines. Now, you don’t say how long you have tried the other methods, but you really have to look at a reasonably long term to be sure of any advantage. Looking for any real results within a month is asking for disappointment, and three months is going to be a reasonable expectation if you want a decent change in shape. The only problem is that everyone reacts differently. If you get a treadmill, then make sure that you also get good running shoes which will cushion the impacts, as your joints get hit hard when you run. You can try just walking for a start, as this is rather goos at burning off energy. Anthony Potts CERN, Geneva

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Weekend Tensegrity Workshop with Carlos Castaneda Tensegrity is a wonderful exercise program that has a much deeper benefit than weight loss.  It transforms a person.  It’s a very old form of practice from South America that might now days be called "sorcerery", but there really isn’t any religious or spooky thing about it, there’s just nothing else to call it. The hardest thing about exercising is getting yourself to do it.  And the best way to lose weight is by exercising.  I certainly don’t want to give up eating.  I’d rather work out and eat what I want.  But I could never get myself to exercise regularly. Tensegrity fits into my daily schedule.  It consists of a huge series of movements designed to produce specific results.  They are all designed to tap into a force that holds us together on a deeper level, thus the sorcerery effect. On a surface level they isolate various muscle groups, make them healthy and larger, and that leads to burning more fat. I lost 40 pounds over the last year, and I didn’t diet at all.  Better yet, the remaining pounds are higher in muscle content, so the 40 pound loss is more like 45 effectively.  At the workshops I’ve seen people as much over weight as 250 pounds, one of whom is a regular attendee! The exercises also restore a person’s energy level, because dealing with energy was the speciality of the sorcerers of ancient Mexico. This kind of energy is similar to what an average person might mean when they say, "I have more energy these days", but it’s also something much more than that.  As a result of practicing Tensegrity I went from having one or two dull dreams at night a week, to dreaming constantly all night, and very pleasant dreaming, never nightmares.  That’s also an indication of energy.  And lately the exercises have produced a wonderful tingly feeling in my hands and legs.  Particularly, when I strike with my right hand during some of the tensegrity movements.  My hand becomes so sensitive that I can feel the air currents from the last movement I did. Lots of fun things like that happen when you practice Tensegrity, that’s why it’s easy to do it.  Tensegrity is somewhat like a martial art and you learn about "chi" and "ging", usually something only taught at very advanced martial art schools. If you have to exercise anyway, I recommend doing something really interesting and unusual like Tensegrity. Carlos Castaneda and his associates will be conducting a Tensegrity seminar in Long Beach, California (in the greater Los Angeles area) on February 15 and 16 of this year.  The two day workshop will include an intensive review of many of the tensegrity movements that they have been teaching at various workshops over the course of the past year. It doesn’t matter if you attended any of these workshops, the effect of a large group practicing pulls all of the participants to do the movements correctly.  It really does, no kidding! There will also be short lectures on the topics relating to Castaneda’s unique practice of "sorcery".  Castaneda defines sorcery as the capacity to expand the normal limits of one’s perception, and a sorcerer as one who endeavors toward this end.  Tensegrity is the name give by Castaneda to an amalgamated collection of the magical passes taught to him and his cohorts by Don Juan Matus.  These passes are what is being taught at the workshops. You can also just send off for a video tape.  The women who demonstrate in the tape are a bit serious looking, kind of fierce, but in real life they are the sweetest people imaginable. For more workshop info or for tape info, you can check out Cleargreen’s website at http://www.webb.com/Castaneda, where you can find additional information about Tensegrity and the current activities of Castaneda. You can also contact Cleargreen at (310) 264-6126.

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Exercise, especially push-ups from the table.

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I would like to know the best fat burner that really works, I have tried many kinds but none of them works, are they just waste of money and what is the best product for losing weight that works.

    Elbow grease.  Almost free, you produce it yourself by working hard or exercising.     Ora

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I would like to know the best fat burner that really works, I have tried many kinds but none of them works, are they just waste of money and what is the best product for losing weight that works. Hi, To burn  fat, the body needs carbohydrates and water.    So your diet should contain a frequent intake of complex carbohydrates, like vegetables and fruits. Don