Run Run Away

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Here’s what you do to get new Nikes for free: Take your old ones, punch a hole in the visible air. Call their 800 customer service number and arrange to have the shoes replaced. Tell em that "it just popped." Or you can go to where you got the shoes. Anyways, if you take in an old Nike, say ‘95 Airmax, they will replace it TOTALLY FREE with the new model. Everytime I want a new Nike, I do this. Works everytime. I have done it about 12 times. Good luck to you R. No offense meant, but personally, if I did this I’d be too embarrassed to look at myself in the mirror each morning. Different strokes etc.

   Ditto here buddy, You are definitly a long way off the road!

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Hecket have you also considered rummaging in the trash for glass bottles you can claim the deposit on?

Sorry, dont think this is in the same league – rummaging for glass bottles in  other peoples discard piles is plain, honest work.  

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Here’s what you do to get new Nikes for free: Take your old ones, punch a hole in the visible air. Call their 800 customer service number and arrange to have the shoes replaced. Tell em that "it just popped." Or you can go to where you got the shoes. Anyways, if you take in an old Nike, say ‘95 Airmax, they will replace it TOTALLY FREE with the new model. Everytime I want a new Nike, I do this. Works everytime. I have done it about 12 times.

Good luck to you R. No offense meant, but personally, if I did this I’d be too embarrassed to look at myself in the mirror each morning. Different strokes etc.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –   Here’s what you do to get new Nikes for free:   Take your old ones, punch a hole in the visible air. Call their   800 customer service number and arrange to have the shoes replaced.   Tell em that "it just popped."   Or you can go to where you got the shoes. Anyways, if you take   in an old Nike, say ‘95 Airmax, they will replace it TOTALLY FREE   with the new model. Everytime I want a new Nike, I do this. Works   everytime. I have done it about 12 times.   Good luck to you R.   No offense meant, but personally, if I did this   I’d be too embarrassed to look at myself in the mirror   each morning. Different strokes etc.      Ditto here buddy, You are definitly a long way off the road!

Hecket have you also considered rummaging in the trash for glass bottles you can claim the deposit on? or how about collecting all the gun that people stick under tables? You should soon have a whole free pack! Symon

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Here’s what you do to get new Nikes for free: Take your old ones, punch a hole in the visible air. Call their 800 customer service number and arrange to have the shoes replaced. Tell em that "it just popped." Or you can go to where you got the shoes. Anyways, if you take in an old Nike, say ‘95 Airmax, they will replace it TOTALLY FREE with the new model. Everytime I want a new Nike, I do this. Works everytime. I have done it about 12 times.

Even better, you can walk into your local shoe store with a gun.  Put the gun up to the managers head and demand a brand new pair of shoes then put them on and run away.  I am kidding of course, that would be immoral and I am sure you would not stoop so low. Later, Antonio

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Well "rwarrior":  How do you think Nike pays for all those shoes you get for "free"?  They pass along the cost to the people who pay.  That means me. Perhaps those who are anti-Nike can help stop this.  Then, Nike can stop "exploiting" workers in SE Asia. Also, I am wondering if this is criminal activity?  You intentionally damage property and send it back–would this count as fraud? Ethically, taking advantage of Nike’s liberal return policy may end that policy for all even those with legit damaged goods! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Here’s what you do to get new Nikes for free: Take your old ones, punch a hole in the visible air. Call their 800 customer service number and arrange to have the shoes replaced. Tell em that "it just popped." Or you can go to where you got the shoes. Anyways, if you take in an old Nike, say ‘95 Airmax, they will replace it TOTALLY FREE with the new model. Everytime I want a new Nike, I do this. Works everytime. I have done it about 12 times.

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Here’s what you do to get new Nikes for free: Take your old ones, punch a hole in the visible air. Call their 800 customer service number and arrange to have the shoes replaced. Tell em that "it just popped." Or you can go to where you got the shoes. Anyways, if you take in an old Nike, say ‘95 Airmax, they will replace it TOTALLY FREE with the new model. Everytime I want a new Nike, I do this. Works everytime. I have done it about 12 times.

Most people would call this stealing.  Glad to know a fellow runner has such high morals.  But coming from you it does not surprise me. — Dean Ouellette           Leukemia Society of America TEAM IN TRAINING. Running a marathon for a cure, ask how you can help cure Leukemia and related cancers.

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Here’s what you do to get new Nikes for free: Take your old ones, punch a hole in the visible air. Call their 800 customer service number and arrange to have the shoes replaced. Tell em that "it just popped." Or you can go to where you got the shoes. Anyways, if you take in an old Nike, say ‘95 Airmax, they will replace it TOTALLY FREE with the new model. Everytime I want a new Nike, I do this. Works everytime. I have done it about 12 times.

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